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Broken Hallelujah: on losing Leonard Cohen and the Elections

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Two painful losses in one week Goddamn you, world. You just gotta kick a gal when she’s down. Leonard Cohen died this week, one of my favorite poets. This loss coming on the heels of Trump winning the election in the USA, and the Republicans taking both the House and Senate. Seriously, life just isn’t fair sometimes. …

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Category: Nostalgia, Philosophy, Socio-PoliticalTag: Ex-Pat, Leonard Cohen, music, politics, Trump, USA elections

Anniversary: Year Two

I’m a little late on this post. We arrived in Brazil on September 9, 2011. Somehow I blinked and this year’s September anniversary rolled by. I’ll blame it on the pregnancy, my scapegoat for all things memory-related in 2013. Last year on my one-year anniversary here I wrote about how life will slip by unless you …

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Category: Nostalgia, PhilosophyTag: Anniversary, culture-shock, Ex-Pat, happiness, lessons-learned, moving

P.S., Bureaucrazy and Bank Accounts – Part 3

P.S., After all that, the bank account STILL didn’t come through immediately. How many of you saw that one coming? My account remained blocked for some unknown reason, even after the requisite waiting period. The post office branch where I made the account sent me to the main bank. The main bank looked in the system and said the post office hadn’t entered …

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Category: Comedic, Journalistic, Socio-PoliticalTag: Banco do Brasil, bureauCRAZY, culture-shock, Ex-Pat, lessons-learned

Bureaucrazy and Bank Accounts – Part 2

(This story is a continuation of a bureaucratic miracle whose history started months ago.  Part 1 started last week.) As instructed, I called the Federal Police back in April.  My vacation-loving contact told me that my paperwork had been submitted to an office in Belo Horizonte with so many initials in its acronym that he …

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Category: Comedic, Journalistic, Socio-PoliticalTag: Banco do Brasil, bureauCRAZY, culture-shock, Ex-Pat, lessons-learned

Bureaucrazy and Bank Accounts

Today a miracle happened. A miracle of monumental proportions, the kind you write home to mom about, the kind that changes lives. To understand the miracle this story has to go back a ways. But don’t all the best stories? We were married in March of last year. At my Federal Police residency interview a kind …

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Category: Comedic, Journalistic, Socio-PoliticalTag: bureauCRAZY, culture-shock, Ex-Pat, lessons-learned

Fotocrônica: The Newest Adventure

  This little gal has been sitting neglected at the farm ever since we arrived. She has seen a lot of kids in her lifetime. According to legend, this is the crib that held my husband as well as most of our nieces and nephews. Since we arrived she’s been serving humbly as an impromptu shoe …

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Category: NostalgiaTag: Baby, culture-shock, Ex-Pat, family

Grown-up Steps

I’m excited to announce that my humble little blog is now listed on Expatsblog.com and is now in the running for the Top Brazilian Blog of 2012. Let me just take a moment to say how much I love this website and love the many voices from all over the world.  Talk about your grand melting pot. …

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Category: JournalisticTag: Ex-Pat, expatblog.com, writing

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